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Vedia v\u00a0\u017een\u00e1ch vzbudzova\u0165 tie najkraj\u0161ie em\u00f3cie. Ob\u010das je to v\u0161ak naopak a\u00a0riadne ich hnevaj\u00fa. Ak si mu\u017e chce z\u00edska\u0165 \u017eenu, mal by sa vyvarova\u0165 nasleduj\u00facim situ\u00e1ci\u00e1m a\u00a0spr\u00e1vaniu.\t\tVieme, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd grg\u00e1 a\u00a0prd\u00ed. Ale mu\u017ei by si mali uvedomi\u0165, \u017ee hlasne grganie a\u00a0n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 vyp\u00fa\u0161\u0165anie vetrov sprev\u00e1dzan\u00e9 spokojn\u00fdm smiechom nie je \u017een\u00e1m a\u017e tak ve\u013emi smie\u0161ne. Hlavne v\u00a0po\u010diatku vz\u0165ahu si dobre premyslite kedy a\u00a0za ak\u00fdch okolnost\u00ed sa do tejto \u010dinnosti pust\u00edte.\t\tChcete vyto\u010di\u0165 \u017eenu tak, \u017ee z\u00a0nej bud\u00fa \u0161\u013eaha\u0165 plamene? Tak ml\u010dte po\u010das h\u00e1dky. Pravdou je, \u017ee ak poviete \u010doko\u013evek pred nahnevanou \u017eenou, v\u0161etko bude nespr\u00e1vne. Ale ml\u010danie je t\u00fdm najhor\u0161\u00edm variantom. Tak, \u010di tak v\u00e1s mo\u017eno \u010dak\u00e1 smr\u0165 a aspo\u0148 si poviete svoje.\t\tHra\u0165 sa na tajomn\u00e9ho mu\u017ea aj po nieko\u013ek\u00fdch mesiacoch vz\u0165ahu nie je v\u00f4bec zauj\u00edmav\u00e9. \u017deny nemaj\u00fa radi tajomstv\u00e1. Tajomn\u00e1 minulos\u0165 v\u00a0nich vzbud\u00ed tak\u00e9 v\u00fdplody fant\u00e1zie, \u017ee sa m\u00f4\u017eete te\u0161i\u0165 na v\u00fdbuch at\u00f3movej bomby.\t\tSt\u00e1le chod\u00edte za mami\u010dkou s\u00a0ka\u017edou prkotinou? Pripravte sa, \u017ee toto \u017eene iste bude po \u010dase vadi\u0165. Nikto nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d mami\u010dkin\u00fdch mazn\u00e1\u010dikov. A\u00a0ak budete d\u00e1va\u0165 prednos\u0165 svojej mame, pripravte sa na boj medzi t\u00fdmito dvomi \u017eenami.\t\tChvastanie sa t\u00fdm ko\u013eko ste mali \u017eien a\u00a0ak\u00fd ste kanec po vypit\u00ed p\u00e1r poh\u00e1rikov v spolo\u010dnosti? To je veru ve\u013ek\u00e1 chyba. R\u00e1no si mo\u017eno nebudete pam\u00e4ta\u0165 ani svoje meno. Ale nebude to vinou mno\u017estva vypit\u00e9ho alkoholu.\t\tJe v\u00e1m jedno, \u017ee st\u00e1le nos\u00edte to ist\u00e9 tri\u010dko, \u017eiletku ste nevideli zop\u00e1r dn\u00ed a\u00a0deodorant je v\u00e1\u0161 \u00fahlavn\u00fd nepriate\u013e? \u017deny nen\u00e1vidia mu\u017eov, ktor\u00ed nemaj\u00fa aspo\u0148 z\u00e1kladn\u00e9 hygienick\u00e9 n\u00e1vyky. Nikto nehovor\u00ed, \u017ee sa z\u00a0v\u00e1s mus\u00ed sta\u0165 metrosexu\u00e1l, ale ob\u010das sa sk\u00faste sebakriticky pozrie\u0165 do zrkadla.\t\tV\u0161etk\u00e9ho moc \u0161kod\u00ed a\u00a0ak m\u00e1te v\u00a0k\u00fape\u013eni viac kozmetick\u00fdch pr\u00edpravkov ako va\u0161a milovan\u00e1, trh\u00e1te si obo\u010die \u010dastej\u0161ie ako ona a\u00a0tr\u00e1vite hodiny v\u00a0drog\u00e9rii iste jej to \u010dasom za\u010dne vadi\u0165.\u00a0 Predsa len chce po svojom boku poriadneho mu\u017ea a\u00a0nie atrapu.\t\tNeust\u00e1le s\u00e1m seba obdivujete, chv\u00e1lite sa svojimi \u00faspechmi v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci, prezer\u00e1te si svoje svaly v\u00a0zrkadle a\u00a0ostatn\u00ed \u013eudia s\u00fa vo va\u0161ich o\u010diach podradn\u00fd druh. V\u00a0takomto pr\u00edpade d\u00e1 od v\u00e1s \u017eena sk\u00f4r, \u010di nesk\u00f4r ruky pre\u010d. Nikto nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d pr\u00edli\u0161 sebavedom\u00fdch \u013eud\u00ed.\t\tNeh\u013ead\u00edte ne jej potreby, nikdy sa jej neop\u00fdtate ako sa c\u00edti a\u00a0ak\u00fd mala de\u0148, zab\u00fadate na jej narodeniny a\u00a0vlastne na v\u0161etky v\u00fdro\u010dia. Potom sa ne\u010dudujte, ke\u010f raz n\u00e1jdete svoje veci pred dverami. Sebeckos\u0165 sa vo vz\u0165ahu nenos\u00ed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                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