[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/zopar-faktov-o-vasom-temnom-rytierovi\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/zopar-faktov-o-vasom-temnom-rytierovi\/","headline":"Zop\u00e1r faktov o va\u0161om \u201eTemnom Rytierovi\u201c","name":"Zop\u00e1r faktov o va\u0161om \u201eTemnom Rytierovi\u201c","description":"My chlapi sme mali v\u017edy tendenciu zveli\u010dova\u0165 fakty, to najme o na\u0161om \u201eTemnom Rytierovi\u201c a ni\u010d sa na tom ani […]","datePublished":"2019-10-08","dateModified":"2023-04-27","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/70b0b0c6ef7dca5d65c935edece415df3e99a7281ef835a281ae62fb4236351b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/70b0b0c6ef7dca5d65c935edece415df3e99a7281ef835a281ae62fb4236351b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"cangaroo.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a307664_w16698_t1572019239.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a307664_w16698_t1572019239.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/zopar-faktov-o-vasom-temnom-rytierovi\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":451,"articleBody":"My chlapi sme mali v\u017edy tendenciu zveli\u010dova\u0165 fakty, to najme o na\u0161om \u201eTemnom Rytierovi\u201c a ni\u010d sa na tom ani tak skoro nezmen\u00ed. Nemus\u00edte ma\u0165 obavu, v r\u00e1mci slu\u0161nosti si povieme zop\u00e1r faktov. Pri\u010dom niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa sk\u00f4r \u00fasmevn\u00e9 viac ako in\u00e9.\u00a0\u00a0\t\tNielen mu\u017ei, ale aj \u017eeny dbaj\u00fa o to aby ich polovi\u010dka ja nejak vyzerala. S\u00edce v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ina \u017eien to nikdy neprizn\u00e1, no napriek tomu je pre nich fyzick\u00e1 kr\u00e1sa taktie\u017e d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e1. A teraz ke\u010f sa dozvedia \u017ee \u0160panielsky vedci zistili \u010d\u00edm kraj\u0161\u00ed chlap, t\u00fdm kvalitnej\u0161ie spermie\u2026 No niektor\u00fd maj\u00fa skr\u00e1tka smolu.\u00a0\u00a0\t\tO tom \u017ee faj\u010denie \u0161kod\u00ed zdraviu sa ani nemus\u00edme bavi\u0165. No vedeli ste \u017ee tie\u017e sp\u00f4sobuje zhor\u0161en\u00fd prietok krvi a v\u00e1penatenie ciev? A teraz h\u00e1dajte kde sa to prejav\u00ed. Dokonca sa tu bav\u00edme o zmen\u0161en\u00ed a\u017e o 10 mm. A to m\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 pre niekoho skuto\u010dne kritick\u00e9.\u00a0\u00a0\t\tO mu\u017eskej erekci\u00ed sa toho nap\u00edsalo. No vedeli ste \u017ee aj nenaroden\u00fd chlapec ju u\u017e mal zop\u00e1r kr\u00e1t?\u00a0\t\tNa druhej strane ani po smrti nie sme my mu\u017ei o ni\u010d menej pri chuti. Je celkom be\u017en\u00e9 \u017ee k postaveniu Temn\u00e9ho Rytiera doch\u00e1dza aj po smrti.\u00a0\t\tIst\u00fd Mexi\u010dan ho m\u00e1 dlh\u00fd cez 50 cm. No v skuto\u010dnosti je to iba vy\u0165ahan\u00e1 predko\u017eka. A dosiahol to tak \u017ee si na\u0148 ve\u0161al z\u00e1va\u017eie. Najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00ed Rytier m\u00e1 toti\u017e len okolo 34 cm.\u00a0\t\tE\u0161te st\u00e1le sa medzi nami n\u00e1jdu \u013eudia \u010do veria \u017ee ve\u013ekos\u0165 nohy alebo ruky sa rovn\u00e1 ve\u013ekosti v\u00e1\u0161ho \u2026 Ono v skuto\u010dnosti na tom nie pravda absol\u00fatne ni\u010d.\u00a0\t\tChu\u0165 v\u00e1\u0161ho semena ovplyv\u0148uje to \u010do zjete. \u00c1no je to tak. Za najhor\u0161ie \u010do m\u00f4\u017eete pred akciou zjes\u0165 sa pod\u013ea v\u00fdskumov \u201enep\u00fdtajte sa ak\u00fdch\u201c pova\u017euje zjes\u0165 m\u00e4so a mlie\u010dne v\u00fdrobky.\u00a0\t\tZ odrezanej predko\u017eky na d\u00e1 vypestova\u0165 23 km umelej ko\u017ee. Napr\u00edklad by sa nou dal pokry\u0165 futbalov\u00fd \u0161tadi\u00f3n.\u00a0\t\tV\u00e1\u0161 bojovn\u00edk je ove\u013ea v\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00ed ako vid\u00edte V skuto\u010dnosti je to tak preto\u017ee cel\u00e1 jeho polovica je vo vn\u00fatri va\u0161eho tela. Hoci ani to \u010do je vidie\u0165 nie je na hanbu.\u00a0\t\tPriemern\u00fd chlap za\u017eije cez 7000 ejakul\u00e1ci\u00ed. Len sa pros\u00edm nep\u00fdtajte ako a kto to po\u010d\u00edtal.\u00a0\t\tAk ste tento \u010dl\u00e1nok do\u010d\u00edtali do konca tak d\u00fafame \u017ee ste sa dozvedeli nie\u010do nov\u00e9. A mimochodom po\u010das tej chv\u00edle \u010do ste to \u010d\u00edtalo malo sex takmer 100 mili\u00f3nov \u013eud\u00ed na celom svete.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Zop\u00e1r faktov o va\u0161om \u201eTemnom Rytierovi\u201c","item":"https:\/\/www.cangaroo.sk\/zopar-faktov-o-vasom-temnom-rytierovi\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]